When we’ve finished raising kids, perhaps we’ll buy an oat guzzler and hitch it up to this here wagon. We’ll take the show on the road. We’ll follow a horses fanny around for a few years before we forget our own names and become indigent social parasites… I think it is good to have a plan for retirement.

Dale and I both like to wear plastic buckets on our heads. It lends an otherwise missing dignity to our beings.

After overhearing salacious talk of bacon, Mr. Manheimer began construction of his balloon. After a few false starts he is now on his way to a bright future.

I’ve been working on the Kaufman Christian School t-shirt for next year.