Keith’s dog never appreciated the work Keith went through to get his hair just right.

You have to keep your eye on that dung beetle. I think he’s hiding cards.

For the annoying literalist in your life who has everything!

Take your time. It will come to you.

“No really, even my wife thinks it is a figure of speech.”

We’re all bums at heart. Some of us just need to bum a little wi-fi.

You know there is nothing quite as fun as a kitten. Unless the kitten has a hook instead of a paw.

My cynicism knows no bounds.

Guernica is a painting by Pablo Picasso depicting the horrors of the Spanish Civil War. Here I have made it a happy birthday party complete with pony rides!

“Saturn Devouring His Son” by Francisco Goya is one of the most provocative images ever painted. Hopefully, my version will help you to forget his amazing artwork and think about ice cream.

Worm victims everywhere…

You know, the monster, not the Doctor.

The world has gone crazy. Dogs and cats… singing together!

Modeled after a People’s Republic of China poster.

Get it? Robot — Row Bot? Great pun, right? I hate it when my jokes fall flat.

Ve’re goingk on a treep in our faworite rocket sheep!

Private Wendy is ready for the trenches. Ronald McDonald doesn’t stand a chance, although he does have the largest Fast Food Posse. Only Jack in the Box may stand in the way of Wendy as most of her weapons involve blunt force trauma to the head.

Nothing bothers me so much as when I believe I have been incredibly clever and no one else notices. In that theme, please enjoy my joke with me: [more...]

Okay. So cleaning up vomit isn’t very exciting, but if you shout “THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR… DAD!” right before you do it, then it adds a little luster.

This is my Antithesis Art entry for “Redesign a Peanuts Character”.