Keith’s dog never appreciated the work Keith went through to get his hair just right.

You have to keep your eye on that dung beetle. I think he’s hiding cards.

For the annoying literalist in your life who has everything!

Take your time. It will come to you.

“No really, even my wife thinks it is a figure of speech.”

We’re all bums at heart. Some of us just need to bum a little wi-fi.

You know there is nothing quite as fun as a kitten. Unless the kitten has a hook instead of a paw.

My cynicism knows no bounds.

Guernica is a painting by Pablo Picasso depicting the horrors of the Spanish Civil War. Here I have made it a happy birthday party complete with pony rides! War is awful, but birthday parties are fun.

“Saturn Devouring His Son” by Francisco Goya is one of the most provocative images ever painted. Hopefully, my version will help you to forget his amazing artwork and think about ice cream.

Worm victims everywhere…

You know, the monster, not the Doctor.

The world has gone crazy. Dogs and cats… singing together!

Modeled after a People’s Republic of China poster.

Get it? Robot — Row Bot? Great pun, right? I hate it when my jokes fall flat.

Ve’re goingk on a treep in our faworite rocket sheep!

Private Wendy is ready for the trenches. Ronald McDonald doesn’t stand a chance, although he does have the largest Fast Food Posse. Only Jack in the Box may stand in the way of Wendy as most of her weapons involve blunt force trauma to the head.

Nothing bothers me so much as when I believe I have been incredibly clever and no one else notices. In that theme, please enjoy my joke with me:

Rube Goldberg machine = Rude Gold Bird machine.

See, I’m hilarious. No, really!

Okay. So cleaning up vomit isn’t very exciting, but if you shout “THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR… DAD!” right before you do it, then it adds a little luster.

This is my Antithesis Art entry for “Redesign a Peanuts Character”.

Anthropomorphic Kitchen Appliances… I wish I could claim that mouthful, but it was Richard’s idea. This is my completed version of my earlier sketch post for my Antithesis Art entry.

Good ol’ Santa is a good ol’ boy.

It has been too long without a post on The Replacement Komics. I’m sorry to say that I don’t have anything new to post, so I am going to post old Antithesis Art entries twice a week (Monday and Friday) for the next couple of months hoping that I’ll get a chance to create some new stuff in the meantime.

Before the baby was born, I decided to do a bunch of art so that my site would not grow stale while I was in No Sleep Til Brooklyn mode. Unfortunately, I used up all of that work before the blessed event. So, here is more artwork done for www.AntithesisArt.com and rehashed here for your enjoyment. ALSO: Please note that The Replacement Komics is now using a CSS and DIV based layout instead of using tables. That makes it cool or something. ALSO: I’ve discontinued the “comments” functionality until I have time to code a more secure implementation of it. The only folks who were using it seemed to be promoting prescription drugs for male issues.

Have you ever had that feeling that perhaps your life is a big cosmic joke? No? …well, neither have I. I was just kidding. Anyway, this drawing was originally done for the www.antithesisart.com project Gone Fishin. I hope you enjoy it.

Also too disturbing.

A while back I did some Charlie Brown drawings for Antithesis Art. This one was a little too disturbing and didn’t make the cut.

Sketch done for an Antithesis Art entry. The finished work was mostly done in GIMP.

I’ve been busy elsewhere. I’m working with my friend Richard to start a new website called Antithesis Art. We hope it will be a launching point to build a community of artists locally in East Texas. Check it out when you get a chance.